Banbury Greeting

When you greet someone at your front door with a knife.

You come knock on my door, im grabbing a fucking knife and shanking you with it.

Thats called a Banbury Greeting.

by Jenesh January 7, 2022

rainbow greeting

A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"

A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

london greeting

A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen

A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital

by Myrical April 20, 2023

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.

Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!

by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018