goober

Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.

my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.

man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.

by tman7727 July 17, 2009

goober

Australian slang for semen/spunk

goober wallah (the guy who cleans the floor after a punter has left a wanking booth )

by syd erickson November 20, 2006

goober

A goober is a country hick from Georgia, so named from a local/Southern term for peanut.

hick redneck hillbilly Gomer goober

by Isonomist June 19, 2010

goober

1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid

oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober

by Katie DeCoste August 15, 2006

goober

Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.

The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.

by Harshad Sharma February 2, 2004

goober

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

by SugarSpider August 31, 2005

goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011