God

cloud dude

ie. likes clouds

by _VMC_ June 10, 2003

God

You can find him in the Bible.

God's name is at Psalms 83:18

by notanep September 15, 2016

God

Our heavenly father that is kind, forgiving, and everything good

(A person praying): Dear heavenly father please forgive me for my sins and thank you for everything Amen. GOD: ofc I forgive you my child just don't do it again

by I love Jesus & God November 18, 2020

god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.

Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.

by Alison :) April 26, 2008

God

The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.

(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)

by M April 14, 2005

god

Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.

"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"

by Durrikan July 4, 2006