goblin gooch 

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

goblin gooch by goochmonkey June 29, 2006

goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.

Ooo look at that Goblin Retard Faggot.

goblin retard faggot by Hshzn October 29, 2019

Goblin Twerk 

When a childish 42-year old female streamer that has 3 levels of sexual repression, deep insecurity, no sense of self-awareness, and lacks absolutely any amount of shame engages in a 'twerking' dance motion that resembles an animal trying to shake off feces stuck to its ass.

That shameless twitch streamer Jennyttv will never stop goblin twerking PainChamp :gun:

Goblin Twerk by kiridane April 20, 2021

Goblin Eater

A nasty vagina that has roast beef for lips, and a penis that comes from within. Fabled to be the dirtiest and most ugly vagina of all time. It has a set of wings, and is known through folk lore to fly into villages and steal all the mens penises by chopping them off with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"That girl has a goblin eater"

Goblin Eater by lysssassss January 13, 2008

goblin eater

Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"

goblin eater by lysssassss January 9, 2009

Goblin Spit 

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.

"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."

Goblin Spit by wheey34 October 31, 2015

Goblin-Bod 

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

Goblin-Bod by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018