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rosetinted glasses

When someone is in love, they look at their partner through rosetinted glasses.
He doesn't notice her flaws, he is looking at her through rosetinted glasses.
by missEva October 4, 2013
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3-D Glasses Whore

Someone who puts pictures of themselves on the internet with them wearing those cheap, plastic 3-D glasses from the theaters.
"Did you see Becky's new default on MySpace? She's wearing those awesome 3-D glasses from when we saw that movie!"

"OMG she's such a 3-D glasses whore!!"
by BurningCouches December 20, 2009
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Personality Glasses

Personality glasses are glasses that a person doesn't actually need, but wears anyway because they think the glasses make them look cooler or smarter.

Personality glasses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look classy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
Example One:
Person 1: Wow, those are such cute glasses! I wonder where she got them.
Person 2: She doesn't actually need those.
Person 1: Ohhh, they're personality glasses.

Example Two:
Person 1: Look at that tool, those are obviously personality glasses.

Person 2: Yeah, you can tell by the way they don't actually have glass.
by Girl who actually needs glasse January 10, 2011
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glassesless

Danny Gokey goes glassesless to perform Endless Love on American Idol.
by tytheeman20 April 15, 2009
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martini glasses

Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!

Word! Martini glasses, them is!
by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)
Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
by SilleYrag September 14, 2016
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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
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