Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.
by Maurina October 31, 2006

by Master Gee May 17, 2004

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

1. Noun- A person who rapes molests or otherwise uses for sexual gratification a live gnome, or a garden gnome statue.
2. Adjective- Gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with cum guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee
3. Synonym for faggot
2. Adjective- Gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with cum guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee
3. Synonym for faggot
1. "The police arrived and found the gnome covered in feces and semen" They concluded the local gnome rapist had struck again.
2. You chief cum guzzling gnome rapist.
3. Dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? Yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends asshole sick.
2. You chief cum guzzling gnome rapist.
3. Dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? Yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends asshole sick.
by Gnome Zealot SPM November 20, 2009

by Lolboy May 8, 2007

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.
Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.
by mrobert January 13, 2007

by paddywack November 17, 2005
