Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.

Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES

by Maurina October 31, 2006

lawn gnome

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

by Master Gee May 17, 2004

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Gnome Rapist

1. Noun- A person who rapes molests or otherwise uses for sexual gratification a live gnome, or a garden gnome statue.

2. Adjective- Gravest insult of all time to work in accordance with cum guzzler, rectal ranger, and pedo pee pee

3. Synonym for faggot

1. "The police arrived and found the gnome covered in feces and semen" They concluded the local gnome rapist had struck again.

2. You chief cum guzzling gnome rapist.

3. Dude did you see that gnome rapist over there? Yes his tounge was halfway down his boyfriends asshole sick.

by Gnome Zealot SPM November 20, 2009

gnome face

A face like you smelled freshly rolled grass.

Gnomie Wonder got his gnome face on, while ruddin' up his yard. Gia!

by Lolboy May 8, 2007

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

Gnome Sayin

Proper spelling of the popular phrase "Know what I'm sayin"

I'd like to get face from her erry day, gnome sayin!

by paddywack November 17, 2005