glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

by nws December 23, 2008

Gladys

The most amazing girl . She's shy at first. She's funny, always laughing. She's smart. She's the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. She's loyal. She's awesome. She's beautiful. She's sweet and kind hearted.

Boy 1: Damn look at that girl.
Boy: She's a gladys.

by Oliver25 February 8, 2014

glaggleland

The most wonderful place in the world - the place of dreams! A place filled with many smiley faces, nobody can stop smiling! Nobody can stop smiling! Oh how wonderous of a place this is!

Glaggleland is an amusement park with very safe rides and keeps the tourist of Glaggleland (Glagglers) entertained for all of eternity!

"Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Glaggleland!"

by Ethnoid December 9, 2022

Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.

The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.

by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014