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gimping

its an acronym for gizzing in my pants. (yeah, like the song gizz in my pants by lonely island)
dude, last time I saw your mom, I was still gimping the next time I saw her.
by bob vila II June 2, 2009
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gimp

An injury, usually painful and obvious
When I got hit by that car in the McDonald's parking lot I was gimped up for weeks!
by morphineline January 13, 2008
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gimp

a person who makes a total and utter fanny of themselves, an idiot
Michael danced around the room like a pleb

Suzi says "Michael, your such a gimp!"
by Bobby Banks May 18, 2006
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Gimped

Hit,most commonly used to replaced a punch.
*man gets sucker punched in the face*
Bystander:"Damn,he just got gimped"

or

*man is watching to other men fight outside of the bar*

Man:"GET UM WITH A GIMP!"
by T.Kazz May 15, 2009
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GIMP

OMG babe i'm so horny GIMP
by icantstop17 May 20, 2014
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gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013
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gimp hand

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.
never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.
by squomp January 15, 2011
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