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Garmin Bitch

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now
That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.
by apkim January 12, 2010
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German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.
by krabbus July 21, 2011
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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
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german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.
same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!
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germanophile

one who loves to the point of adoration, scholorship, and immersion german language, art, music, mannerisms, history, politics, people, architecture, film, food, cars, kitsch, costume, herritage, folk culture, literature, philosophy, mythology, craftmanship.....
my dad was a germanophile. he kept a copy of Der Struwwelpeter around the house in hopes that i'd read it, studied german grammer for hours every night, and always wanted to visit someday.
by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
by crazydoc March 14, 2009
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Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.
Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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