german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.

ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!

by a_pecker_head October 11, 2017

German school

The place where I have to go every day. It's weird there. You learn boring things like math, German, English, and in history things about France. Yeah, crazy right? And the worst thing is that you HAVE to go there like there are no home lessons or anything like that, just the school. And if you're not going one day the police will come... nice hm? (Btw I'm from Germany so my English isn't as good I'm sorry)

Me: Are you going to a German school?
Everyone who's not German: no!!

by ImGerman December 22, 2019

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

German shepherding

If he don’t lick that ass he’s a little boy.

German shepherding is going down town to brown town.

by Darla505 August 10, 2021

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm

man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always

by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023