gerbil jammer

person who partakes in the act of gerbling.
see gerbling and gerbil

Richard Gere is rumored to have been a gerbil jammer in the past.

by ebony luvr November 17, 2006

chilliwack gerbil

Endangered gerbil species due to its predation by ISIS ailurophiles.

I wish I could find a good chilliwack gerbil,

by Thot.patrol August 24, 2019

Ass Gerbil

small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.

*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*

1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress

boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"

by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006

Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004

sex gerbil

is when you place a tollet paper roll in your ass and you let a gerbil craw up you ass and then jerk off over your dog

son let me borrow your gerbil to stuff up my ass while i jack off on our dog

by dick fur February 22, 2005

gerbil fucker

A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.

Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?

When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.

by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008