geezer fur

That unwanted endless growth of additional fine, usually white hair that comes later in life, filling the ears and nostrils and moving down the sides of the neck where it just winds up making you look poorly groomed and fucked up.

Hey honey, can you help me shave my geezer fur before we go to bed?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

Pyramid of Geezer

When four men are having sex with one woman and high-five over her.

At the climax of the orgy, all four men high-fived above her - creating the pyramid of Geezer.

by Rysenberg Blue April 25, 2023

show-getter

The antonym of a go-getter, a show-getter steps up only for show, not intending to do the actual work. A clever show-getter can receive recognition without actually doing anything.

Tony volunteered to help out Saturday knowng full well He had to work. And they thanked him! He's such a show-getter.

by mur7 January 14, 2010

hoe getter

somebody who tries to pull hoes

*ryan has snapscore over 1,000,000*
*ryan also only snaps girls and bsf list is made up of only girls*
ryan is 100% a hoe getter.

tf ryan
ryan’s gc right now:🔥😶 🌫️😶 🌫️🚗💀😭

by stay single 4 life February 14, 2022

walmart greeter

The most degrading job in the world.

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

geemer

A cross between "Geek" and "Gomer" (as in "Gomer Pyle", the bumbling army private from the television series of the same name). The term "geemer" was popularized by A.J. "Vakodak" and was also used as a term for the once famous international tennis star, Guiliermo ("Geemer") Vilas.

"Look at that guy with the pocket protector and the highwater pants. God, what a geemer!"

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004

goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.

Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

by Damask May 28, 2008