nick gauthier

Owner of the chin mole.

I nick gauthier condemn you to the deepest darkest pits of my chin mole

by Johnnygat59 December 9, 2013

Magic: The Gathering

A TCG created by Richard Garfield, but now owned by Wizards of the Coast. Although commonly associated with nerds, this game has been known to be played by anyone. The game is meant to symbolize powerful wizards doing battle by summoning monsters and the like.

Each player starts with 20 life, a hand of 7 cards, and must have a deck of at least 60 cards. A player can die by loosing all his/her life, or by being forced to draw a card when she has no cards left in her deck, or by the bullshit card Door to Nothingness. You win the game by killing off all opponents, or by cards that say you win when you meet a certain prerequisite. Many cards are banned or restricted (only one is allowed per deck), usually the older cards, or many of the cards from the mirrodin set, because of the hundreds of instant-win combos. The game is not entirely based on card supremecy; a particulaly skilled player could easily win with a premade deck.

I get thrown out of Friday Night Magic: The Gathering tournements because of my Mirrodin-block Krark-Clan Ironworks deck (now featuring 17 instant-win combos).

by Lhurgyof February 3, 2008

Gatho

Young peopel use the word Gatho instead of party to sway parents to let them go. It is meant to convey a smaller and more innocent night with friends, but in reality is just another word for party. They also dont realise how douchey they sound when they say gatho, and also how much it makes me want to punch them right in the face.

e.g Sarah: Mum can I go to Sam's party tonight?

Mum: Party! No way, you will be doing drugs and having sex, absolutely not.
e.g Sarah: Mum, Sam is having a gatho with a couple of friends can i please go.

Mum: ohh, a gathering that sounds nicem have a good night.

by LegitDoctorofEnglishandsociety June 6, 2014

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

gaither high school

the biggest drama-filled school ever where the guys are cocky or players and half the girls have slept with every guy . a place where drugs get sold every day in the middle of the fucking hall . where the teachers are scared of the students . where everyone leaves in the middle of the day and goes to taco bell till the buses come . where fights happen non-stop for stupid shit . where its so crowded you cant even get through the halls . where theres only like 6 ghetto WHITE GIRLS in the whole school and everyone knows them . where everyone skips lunch and just walks around or skips 4 , 5 , and 6 period and gets 3 lunches . where football is like the biggest thing (GO COWBOYS) . the only school with a blue crew that kicks ass . basically the kids run the place so its the best school ever !!!!

gaither high school is the shit !!!

by aquabubble December 4, 2007

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004