A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
Get the gather girlmug. by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025
Get the Hunter-gatherermug. by allah cummer June 4, 2021
Get the ghetto gathermug. Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.
Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).
Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).
by Goldk911 March 9, 2019
Get the Like gathering up hornersmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Gathering, gathEring, gatherinGmug. A meeting where various parties bring their different pipes, bubblers, and bongs, and all gather around smoking out of the different pieces
Shit you bring your pipe, hell bring his bubbler, and I'll bring my bong well just have a crackin piece gathering
by Joke.R April 6, 2010
Get the Piece Gatheringmug. by theduchy September 4, 2017
Get the should we gather for whishey and cigas tonightmug.