There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 3, 2009

cargument

An argument between the driver of one car and the driver of another car. Carguments have been known to escalate into road rage.

Rolling down your window and yelling, "You idiot! What the fuck are you thinking?" is a typical cargument.

by Scarlet518 January 16, 2008

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.

The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally

by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003

Carguments

Fights mostly in a car or vehcile over directions or a disagreement with a backseat driver

holy crap look at all the Carguments in that lane

by MasterMind Grapes November 30, 2009

couch argument

A fierce and unresolved argument between spouses/partners that ends up with one party sleeping on the couch.

"That argument that me and my husband had last night was so intense that it became a couch argument".

by Flyy4cat April 12, 2009

Counter argument

Having an argument on a counter top

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night

by Lil queif January 23, 2020