andrew garfield

andrew garfield is literally the most handsome man on this world

i would let him break me like a glow stick.

“andrew garfield is the daddy of all daddies”

by simpforoldermen April 13, 2022

Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Upside down garfield

An upside down garfield is when a red head does a headstand and you eat lasagne out of her pussy :)

I had a real hankering for lasagne but my ginger girlfriend wanted head... We met half way and did an upside down garfield!

by Sensitive finish January 15, 2022

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

Garfield

A woman's full lower package

Ey Christian did you see Selena's garfield at monte carlo?

by TheBoss313 June 20, 2011

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019