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Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.
Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?
by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.
HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies
by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

i hate you if your not gabe dont read this your the thot not meeeeeee
Gabe is stupid
by ihatemidleschool- March 6, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

Omg he’s such a gabe <3
by DudeimMazie:) March 9, 2022
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.
Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.
by oteroter December 9, 2018
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

He’s a faggot who wants your dick and wants to suck people whos name starts with an A and ends with a Y. He thinks every meme is stale and he wants to do stuff.
by JuliosPetRat October 4, 2018
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

Gabe is short for the term Gay Ass Booty Eater, this is a term used for a person who enjoys eating out other men.
Hes trying to eat my booty, he’s such a Gabe
by CreativeWarrior69 February 25, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

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