Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

Gabe

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.

by oteroter December 9, 2018

Gabe

i hate you if your not gabe dont read this your the thot not meeeeeee

Gabe is stupid

by ihatemidleschool- March 6, 2019

Gabe

definition of a Very pretty boy

Omg he’s such a gabe <3

by DudeimMazie:) March 9, 2022

Gabe

a talented footballer who can usually speaks 2 languages and is also a massive Xbox sweat

Wow gabe is such a xbox sweat

by Fortnite sweat 101 July 23, 2018

Gabe

He’s a faggot who wants your dick and wants to suck people whos name starts with an A and ends with a Y. He thinks every meme is stale and he wants to do stuff.

Gabe us a somewhat funny gay boy

by JuliosPetRat October 4, 2018