gretchko

a neanderthal looking, gorilla faced beast

gretchko was stammering around the inside of the zool confines and everyone freaked out at how much she looked like a sasquatch!

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Greta

Greta is the best. I mean like THE BEST. She always takes care of everyone she is around and has such an inspiring attitude. She is also an amazing singer and musician. She loves to play the violin, guitar and piano and is the coolest person to be around. Sometimes she has doubt in herself but she always has someone who can help her realize how great she is. She will be very successful in any future endeavors. She takes the whole world by storm and is truly a loyal and amazing person. She has amazing morals watching out for her friends making sure they choose the right choice. She typically has some sort of brown hair and blue, green or brown eyes. She will succeed highly in any sort of job she goes into wether she wants to it be musician or veterinarian. She is truly the greatest and anyone would be lucky to have her.

“Did you see Greta up there?”

“Yeah she was KICK ASS wow she is so amazing.”

“She truly is the best.”

by +4 Card July 21, 2019

gretzkey

while performing sexual intercourse on a woman yell "POWER PLAY" and all of your buddies run out of closets and doors in hockey uniforms and helmets and beat the woman with hockey sticks.

"Dude you me and tim should def gretzkey pauls girlfriend"

by poopin August 16, 2006

Gretchen Whitmer

Not very smart governor of Michigan

Gretchen Whitmer created some covid restrictions she herself didnt want to follow.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2021

gretchen

very hot girl, usually a fine ass. innocent looking, but a total FREAK in the bed. also means stripper

"dude, did you see that fine Gretchen? man i wanna ride her all night long."

by hdwdhal February 22, 2009

gretzky

Easily the greatest hockey player of all time. Also the first thing that comes to mind when you hear #99, regardless of the situation. Can also be used to describe a hockey play that was set up from behind the net, since Gretzky's office was behind the cage.

Did you see that guy Gretzky it from behind the net on sportscenter?

by Justin A. V. April 8, 2008

Gretchen

A mythical creature. It was wings and lives under the ground, the eyes of the beast are noted to be watery.

May be used to express your mood if you have tired eyes

I feel like a Gretchen tonight

by sleeping donkey June 20, 2010