Google

The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.
Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
by ouy April 11, 2022
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Google+

A social network that was once heavily criticized by everyone back in late 2013 due to the YouTube-G+ integration. But now looking back, the change wasn't really that bad for me. I came to like using the G+ app to manage my YouTube comment inbox.

In fact, from a sole usability standpoint, the G+ era of YT made it far more easier to manage and respond to replies than YouTube's current notification system. Not only that, but G+ allowed you to mute individual YT comment threads, which is something you can't do anymore; it's either mute all comment thread notifs or nothing. But perhaps one of the biggest perks of the YT-G+ integration was the ability to DISABLE replies on your YT comment and also DELETE replies. Yes that's right, as the OP of a comment thread you actually had the power to delete replies. While this could be abused, usually it wasn't and was very useful for ridding hateful, off-topic or spam replies.

But then in late-2017, following YT's redesign, you could no longer use G+ to manage youtube comment threads and thus all those perks were gone. A new notif system was implemented and it sucked so bad. Initially you couldn't even reply to someone within the notification pop-out (you can now tho).

And finally in April 2019, Google+ itself shut down. While I barely used the app for what it was, I do miss those times when I received YT notifs through G+, particularly during 2014/2015.

As the saying goes: you don't recognize what was precious to you until it is gone.
RIP Google+ (2011-2019)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022
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Google

An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.
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Google

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Google

Just Search in Google Dumbass
Bing:Google Sucks So Ye Lets demonitize them by puttin Pr0n in there
Google:You already have Pr0n anyways.
by Your Mom Likes My Kids November 27, 2019
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Google

A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache
Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"
by ItsUnsaid September 2, 2022
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Google

A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022
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