goof goof

a goof goof is someone who im madly in love with

my boyfriend eli is a goof goof

by emi_hopeeee96 November 6, 2020

goof patrol

When you and your colleagues are productive and exhibit a healthy sense of humor but the boss decides to suffocate any possibility of an appearance of frivolity.

Oh fuck, duck under my desk, here comes goof patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 4, 2006

goof around

to act silly.

The kids were all goofing around,waiting for the bus.
Don`t goof around.

by Gary.Wong. December 3, 2013

goof ball sex

The process of having sex with a transgender woman.

Bryan that wasn’t a chick it was a transgender you are having goof ball sex!!

by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019