gimp

a person who makes a total and utter fanny of themselves, an idiot

Michael danced around the room like a pleb

Suzi says "Michael, your such a gimp!"

by Bobby Banks May 18, 2006

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Gimped

Hit,most commonly used to replaced a punch.

*man gets sucker punched in the face*
Bystander:"Damn,he just got gimped"

or

*man is watching to other men fight outside of the bar*

Man:"GET UM WITH A GIMP!"

by T.Kazz May 15, 2009

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gimp dick

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.

Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!

by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013

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gimp hand

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.

never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.

by squomp January 15, 2011

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Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.

"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"

by #12345 November 5, 2017

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