gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

*Old lady walks by*
"Mann what a gilf"

by twoTHREE SIX 6 SIX March 5, 2008

Gilfdo

An alternate kind of vagildo, that states milf, gilf, dilf, etc.. you have variations like milfdo, gilfdo, dilfdo, vagilfdo, bifldo, sifldo...

DAMN!! Nice gilfdo, it's just like the real thing, all saggy and gross...

by milfenzie dildoface November 12, 2007

gilf

Girlfriend i would like to fuck...

Hey you see Ron's girl...yeah she is a gilf

by prestonr_09 April 29, 2009

gilfy

Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks

I wish Gilfy's wife wasn't such a nancy and hid my BB gun

by J-lew December 1, 2004

Gitfo

Spoken word form of GTFO, or "Get the fuck out!" or "Go the fuck on".

Denis: Dude, Where you been?
Tim: I was just nailin these two chicks at the same time!
Denis: Gitfo!
Tim: No man, seriously.
Fred: Where at? The morgue?
Tim: Dude, STFU.

by DJCalarco May 12, 2007

GILF

Governor I'd like to fuck

"That Sarah Palin sure is a GILF!"
"Hellz yeah!"

by PhixIt October 17, 2008

GILF

a gilf is like an old milf AND Stands for grany id like to fuck

ohh that guys nan is such a gilf id fuck her any day

by james is awesome March 29, 2009