A Gaylord is a chronically online incel/geek that makes themselves look tough or edgy online but is usually severely under/overweight in real life. They have a serious god complex and most likely use Discord or Reddit
You: Humming a song you heard
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”
Gaylord: “You normie, I bet you haven’t even watched the Dungeon Story IV: Withered Eggs trilogy, stop singing the OST.”
You: “shut up Gaylord”
by g5elite December 05, 2022
by Holyfuckaroons March 28, 2019
Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.
Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?
Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings
Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings
by Terran Herhiman December 01, 2020