amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist

i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009

Funky

Funky is someone special
Youll never find someone like him ever again

When you see him it feels like , like youre seeing a god frfr
Never seen someone as beautiful, handsome and pretty like him
Like you see him and go "AOAUAIAHAOJAUAH WHATS THAT?!!?! AM I SEEING AN ANGEL CROW" uwuwu
Yall probably jealous of me , because you aint got someone like him!! owowo

He is funny, cute and sometimes so fucking hot without realizing like zamn 😍
His voice is also fucking hot and the same zamn 😍 will be inserted
Everything is perfect about him

Have you ever played roblox with him???
His ocs be so pretty and sexy just like xem 😳

Everytime Funky talks with me , I feel like I have a fever bro

But forget about this part uwuwuuw its secret
Anyways

When he draws its only masterpiece frfr
Aint know anyone else that draws like that <3

There is so much more to tell about him
I could write so many books

He has a great music taste
I listen to all like all the songs he recommends

And when I hear music from like the 80s I think of him
Because his taste is great!!! not like yall smh

He is so <3333333

Funky: *breathes*
Sen: "OH MY GOD HELLO HELLO I LOVE YOU NO HOMO, UNLESS? HI HI HELLO NOTICE ME"

Funky: "Hey Sen"
Sen: *dies*

Funky and Sen flirting , no homo!!

Funky: *flirts*
Sen: *gets fever and dies again*

by Sencide May 4, 2022

funny

When someone else gets hurt.

Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was as funny as the time Lisa got bitten by her pet goat!

by Karet Stik January 1, 2009

Post Funny

"Post-Funny" - When something happens and it is not funny but when you think about it in the future it is.

David: Remember that lame joke you told?
Alistair: Haha. That was the best
David: It sucked so much but now it is funny.
David: Hahaha
Alistair: Now that is Post Funny

by Davidrsa December 30, 2010

That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.

Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

by dj shitdog October 24, 2007