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Fuckface

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.
Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.
by BobbyT March 13, 2005
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boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.
erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.
by jabooleha August 21, 2003
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Fuckface

An adjective used to describe someone who has an ugly face that is so messed up it looks like roadkill hit twice.
1. Hey fuckface, your girl is just as fuckfaced as you!

2. You are so fuckfaced.

3. Colton, you are fuckfaced.

4. You are so ugly fucking fuckface.
by Lisa Nicole Pierson October 30, 2004
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Fuckface

A fuckface, is a horny homosexual socially deficient individual that finds joy in ditching friends for girls all the while collecting all sorts of canned food (Tuna) in his drawers in preparation for the upcoming apocalypse.

Stay alert when around a fuckface, they tend to be friendly and attentive eager to hear the latest gossip to spread around.

The pubic hair growing on his face can be mistaken for a beard or in most cases, eyebrows.
Fuckface: Hey man

Person 1: Where the fuck where you?

Fuckface: I was buying groceries with the girls

Person 1: Why the fuck didn't you tell me? we were supposed to go together

Fuckface: Why the fuck didn't you order me food?

Person 1: cause your a fuckface

Fuckface: Chill man
by The Foodinator November 7, 2010
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"Cheers, fuckface!"-Phillip, South Park
by 0niTTRay April 20, 2006
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he's got a beautiful fuckface
by Acash G February 1, 2009
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fuckblanket

An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."

A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."

A blanket on which one fucks.
"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"

"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."

"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."
by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009
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