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rip van fucktard 

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
rip van fucktard by husein January 15, 2007

Fucktard 

Fucktard means someone is really really really stupid , and they are retarded at the same time .
For an example : Alicia A is a fucktard because she is really retarded
Fucktard by Shesafucktard May 26, 2019

Kickassedly Fucktardian 

Something so fucking horrible, that it has come round full circle to being awesome again.
Knight Rider and McGyver are kickassedly fucktardian.

Dude, your girl's personality is kickassedly fucktardian. It's so heinous that I cant help laughing at her.
Kickassedly Fucktardian by Joo-Bacca February 12, 2009

Fucktardian 

A disciple of Orange Jesus.
He's just another White House fucktardian paying homage to Führer Trump.
Fucktardian by 206BenJammin February 1, 2017

fuckparty 

*noun
An intense and drawn out struggle (which under normal circumstances would not be necessary) to make something work properly.
Dan said, “You guys should come over closer to eight o’clock. I’m having a fuckparty with the grill.”
fuckparty by Johnny Dan May 15, 2007

Fucktastrophe 

when sex goes horribly wrong.
Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned