Joo-Bacca's definitions

Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Kickassedly Fucktardian

Something so fucking horrible, that it has come round full circle to being awesome again.

Knight Rider and McGyver are kickassedly fucktardian.

Dude, your girl's personality is kickassedly fucktardian. It's so heinous that I cant help laughing at her.

by Joo-Bacca February 12, 2009

Kosher Boy

The act of exacting humorous vengeance a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.

Dude, I'm going to Kosher Boy her... I'm going to have her over, then when she's asleep, I'm going to square cut her bangs and write "YOU GOT DUMPED, B****" on her forehead in black magic marker with a semen exclamation point.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Miscarry Cherry

The state of not having had a miscarriage is retaining your miscarry cherry. A woman loses her miscarry cherry by having her first miscarriage.

Dude, it was messed up, she popped her miscarry cherry all over my floor.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009