The fuck is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

Julio, the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fr0d0Baggins February 12, 2021

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

What it means is FML

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Fuck a friend with L day

The fuck a friend with L day is on a Tuesday or Thursday in May, where you fuck a friend with L. If your name starts with L fuck someone on a Tuesday or Thursday in May.

Lynn let’s fuck. It’s fuck a friend with l day!

by Louann02 May 12, 2021