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Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.
"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."
by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011
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penis frosting

cum on the tip of a penis

slang: kooler see boob jelly
"ewww I can see his penis frosting!"


"dude you are so penis frosting"
by Sean goss February 17, 2005
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frosting on the cake

frosting on the cake - the image after someone distributes a huge load of semen all over someones face.
or the act of pulling out of doggy style and busting all over a girls butt.

frosting the cake - the act of ejaculating all over someones face. (thus frosting them).

frosting or to frost (v.) - the act of masturbating or ejaculating
"dude.. u frosted her cake."
"yo i just frosted your cake"

the frosting on the cake was huge and nasty
by juniors2011 October 5, 2011
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flouting

Are you flouting with him?
Are you flouting with her?
by pickadicka. August 26, 2020
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Fart frosting

Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”

Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”

Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”

Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
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Cold fronting

Acting distant AF when all you want to do is be close to someone. But it is the right thing to do. Even if it feels wrong.
Pam: Hey! It’s been a minute. Do you wanna hang out?

Jim: I can’t. I don’t have time.

Pam: I need a sweater cus you’re straight up cold fronting.
by CallMeMaybe3435 June 8, 2021
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Frosting Weasel

A device used to put decorative frosting on cookies and cakes; another term for a cake decorator
Use the frosting weasel to make the roses on the cake
by Brie December 1, 2004
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