front ass

a huge mass of fat covering someones genitals. it usually looks like there is another ass in front of someone.

native has the biggest front ass ive ever seen..maybe he should run around the teepee instead of sitting inside all day talking to his online girlfriends.

by maniac killllla June 11, 2007

Front Turd

A black penis, derived from the fact it looks like a turd coming out of the front of a black man

I heard Susan likes front turds.

by Per-Erik December 12, 2014

front name

A person’s first name, or what they go by

Hey girl, what your front name is?

by Rook13 August 7, 2018

Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

by MrT balls September 19, 2010

Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

front butt

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

by Shope July 20, 2008

Front Butt

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

by Jenn yo August 22, 2007