follower

Usually this person will do anything to impress people, as pathetic as that is. Often, these follower types will target one or two people to be their "idols" this is not a good idea, these people will start to dislike you even more. None of this behavior is going to make you "cool."

All of you Followers/Loners/Social Misfits/Whatever you perfer: "impressing" people usually gets you no where, if no one likes you there are other ways to get noticed besides pissing people. If you are smart you'll be greatful for the few people who give you the time of day and not project this annoying and sad behavior on them.

by Nicole AC May 1, 2005

follow back

If you follow somebody on social media, following back is if they are to follow you after you followed them.

@instagram says; I followed you, follow back?
@john says; Already following you!

by bIurryface July 9, 2015

follow for follow

Follow for follow is mostly used in instagram, it means if someone follows you you follow them back

follow for follow anyone?

by Younaaammmeeeit January 9, 2017

Follower Envy

Envy caused by the large number of followers one has on Twitter.

After seeing that my buddy has almost 21,000 people following him on Twitter, I will be the first to admit that I have a serious case of follower envy.

by TheMaxDaddy March 9, 2009

Followhore

It's a twitter term which represents every Twitter user who is ready to do everything to get more followers.

Gosh, that guy is such a followhore, he lied about having a disease to get more followers !

by x__Catchme May 18, 2011

Follies

Follies means to walk or drive or really do anything in an EXTREMELY, i mean EXTREMELY, slow manner. Often times when one is supposed to be going very, very, fast.

Sheila: Hayley you need to go SO fast we have to hurry. RUN!
Hayley: Okay mom.
Hayley is seen walking into the building as slow as possible, not paying attention.
Sheila: STOP FOLLIES WALKING!

by suejenningsforever January 19, 2010

follow the popo

the act of following a police vehicle that is traveling at a velocity much higher than the posted speed limit, often on the freeway. In certain jurisdicitons, this creates a false sense of security in motorists, who fail to realize the second police vehicle coming up on him/her from behind. Tag, you're it.

Husband: We will get there faster if we follow the popo.
Wife: But sweetheart, we are already speeding!
Husband: He won't do anything so long as we stay behind him.
Wife: But sweetheart, there is another police officer behind us... and he wants us to pull over.

by Driving School April 28, 2009