Freshman Pedophile 

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

Freshman Pedophile by Franco April 18, 2003

freshman 40 

The extreme version of freshman 15, with today's obesity, many teenagers are finding trouble with weight entering College.

Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen Robyn since last year?
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"

freshman 40 by Spenceg15 November 16, 2007

Freshman at life 

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

Freshman at life by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014

freshman hubris 

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.

Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.

freshman hubris by c_papav April 8, 2011

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

freshman congestion by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

freshman crush 

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

freshman crush by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

Freshman Fuzz 

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

Freshman Fuzz by Nick96 September 18, 2013