dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.

Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

by CattheMythialBeast May 25, 2016

Early morning freak

A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress

*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)

by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022

feral hogs

Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.

It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.

by torontonium August 7, 2019

scat freak

1. (n) One who derives sexual gratifaction or excitement from being pooped upon or eating poop or any number of unsatisfactory activities involving poo.

"If you're ever over at John's house, don't use ANY dishes or glasses or anything like that. I hear he is a big-time scat freak."

by M240guy June 28, 2004

Feral housewife

One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.

That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.

by EF around and find out June 6, 2022

gadget freak

A person who obsessively buys the latest fashionable electronic or computer equipment even when they have no practical use for it.

"Ben in the Commercial Department has gone out to buy that new Nokia Dual IP phone."
"Really?! I thought he already had the Motorola version."
"He does. He's just a total gadget freak."

by PrinceToad August 29, 2005

Mind Freak

A modern day mystifer;Hottie-Tottie Jesus-like illusionist Criss Angel.

oh my god. did you just see Criss Angel levitate then walk on water after sawing himself in half? what a Mind Freak.

by Clara Jane July 17, 2006