Faatin

Bro she’s the finest gyal on earth y’all wouldn’t find a hot gorg Pakistani ever liked her idgaf but when u see her ur jaw gon’ Spin like a windmill

Guy 1 : “damn who tf is that hottie”
Guy 2: “bro who tf u dk that’s the hottest girl here aka Faatin”
Guy 1: “damn never heard that name” 🤤

by chammakdefeater September 5, 2022

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009