An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
Get the Jo worthymug. Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.
A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
by Clark Can't May 24, 2017
Get the gift-worthymug. When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.
Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016
Get the Neck Worthymug. A phrase used to describe somebody who is so attractive they cause a driver to take their eye's off of the road long enough to make them nearly crash.
Driver - "Shit (swerves car) that was a close one"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
by AndyBuc February 26, 2011
Get the Crash Worthymug. by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011
Get the Pipe Worthymug. A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.
It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY
2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
Get the Phone Worthymug. When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022
Get the Wank Worthymug.