Florgasm

That tingly sensation you feel when blood is cut off to your feet, and it slowly comes back giving off that warm, fuzzy, awkward feeling.

Dude, my foots fucking asleep again, and its having a florgasm, help me!

by Roberto Scarleto August 28, 2010

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Night night, don't let the flongs bite!"
"You're a flong!"
or used as verb: "Man that exam was hard... I got flonged by the last question!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

Fongaholic

usally one that stalks around at night waiting for small, furry, squirrel like animals to emerge, before excessive sexual stimulation. One may treat him/herself once or twice to a beaver....

The Zoo quietend when the word Fongaholic was sounded.

by Birnelldinio September 27, 2005

Flonganary

It's another word like malarkey or stupid

Jeff.. I eat your pizza
Jim.. why !
Jeff.. no reason I just felt like it
Jeff.. that's th that's total flonganary

by Monghongalahoogas man November 27, 2022

flongzo

something that can fly with the airplanes

hey Glingo, whats up

-oh nothin just a coupple flongzos

by Glingo Davis December 21, 2003

flougar

n. (flew-ger) a combination of a single, hot female in her late 30's and up, aka cougar, and a bar-fly. Flougar could easily be misread as a combiniation of flour and sugar. So much the better.

Wow, that woman at the end of the bar is hot, but she's in here all the time. What a flougar!

by Leslied882002 February 9, 2010

flongo

A term that describes someone who speaks out against business practices that fail to attract the Millennial generation.

You're being such a flongo.

by simook October 16, 2017