Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock June 18, 2011

Exo Flinch

After playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare for so long you get used to the Exo Suit abilities that when you play older Call of Duties you're shit because you try to use Exo Abilities.

James: C'mon Danny stop sucking dick its our first time going back to MW3

Danny: I can't help it! I have Exo Flinch!

by The Real Vidar December 2, 2014

George Fischer Middle School

A crusty ass place with ok teachers and white whores with fake eyebrows, you’ll hate it here. There’s no phones allowed. GOOD LUCK.

Hey what school do u go to

Oh I go to George Fischer Middle School
Good luck that school is ass

by Suckmyppppp November 5, 2019

malthe fischer larsen

A stupid little child with a shit laptop and ugly glasses

yo you seen Malthe Fischer Larsen?
Yeah he ugly as fuckkk

by Otless August 31, 2022

Maya Fischler

maya is a girl from this nerd school and shes rly buff because dhe works out every day and is a gym rat but she has a teeny tiny ass but she has gargantuous boobs like damnnn yhat rack is huyuge i would hit so hard like she makes people shit themselves when theyre in her presence because she has this shit stain glow to her and it just makes them want to shit in front if her so they sit down on her feet and take a shit all over her new air forces and she has rly sharp teeth to bite into ur toes because she thinks they look like sausages

“AHHH ITS MAYA FISCHLER(run) i need to shit(poop) all of a sudden”

by cupa May 4, 2023

flinch

to flinch the competition : verb - To con more people into buying waterbeds than anyone else

"I totally tricked this poor bastard into buying 4 waterbeds"
"DAmn... you flinch ed him hard rawr ecks dee"

by suspiciousseabass December 23, 2016

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011