2 definitions by mstock

umteen hours

it is an undefined amount of time, a lot of time but it hasnt been exactly count or kept track of

you've been gone for fifty-eleven days umteen hours

by mstock December 15, 2005

Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock May 20, 2011