Definitions by mstock

Brick Johnson

When it’s cold outside it’s “Brick”.. but when it’s absolutely freezing out it’s Brick Johnson.

Mike - Yo bro how’s the weather today ?

Mikes friend - Not going to lie bro it’s brick johnson right now.

Brick Johnson by MStock December 7, 2025

Tim Fischer 

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

Tim Fischer by mstock June 18, 2011

umteen hours 

it is an undefined amount of time, a lot of time but it hasnt been exactly count or kept track of

you've been gone for fifty-eleven days umteen hours

umteen hours by MStock December 28, 2005