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Flicker Goon

To goon at such high speeds for a short period of time. Before stopping, and starting again.
I can flicker goon for 7 seconds straight, did it last week!
by moneysing May 27, 2024
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North Korean Flicker Gooning

A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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Flea flicker

A man who enjoys tickling a women’s pink part
“Dude, Carlo’s a total flea flicker.”
by William’s Rowling October 3, 2021
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Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…
Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?
by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024
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if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher
“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”
by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021
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Flicker Blumpkin

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl
by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024
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let it flicker

The deer were on the other side of the highway, so we let it flicker from Joanns parking lot.
by _MrBlister_ January 19, 2024
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