seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

blowing farts

Time spent not really doing anything in particular; wasting time.

Even though Shawn had a big deadline to meet for work, he spent the weekend around the house blowing farts.

by CubanGoat December 21, 2008

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

cake farts

the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.

"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"

by Adolf Rabbi October 21, 2008

Farts All Day

This is a phrase that is labeled upon a person that farts numerous times a day, seven days a week. It does not matter whether the farts have a distinct odor or not, just the sound of constant farts throughout the day is neccessary. "Farts All Day" is also one of the founding members of the "Fart Boys."

Man, thats got to be like the 25th time you farted today, your Farts All Day!!

by Fart Boys December 10, 2009

artsy fartsy

something supposedly highly cultural, but to the regular sane person merely pretentious.

ABSTRACT ARTIST: This old boot stuck to a canvas represents fading life and lost integrity....
TEENAGER: Uh, yeh, dude, it's just an artsy fartsy old boot.

by Helen Partallama November 9, 2010