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AB Fingers

A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.

The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.

As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible

This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"

"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"

"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
by Angry Birds Addict April 21, 2011
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Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.
“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”
by boxy0127 September 13, 2022
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Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND
Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining
by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004
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Two fingers up

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches
Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches
by 2 fingers up May 14, 2022
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