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to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.
he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)
by Jung - Spaniard March 5, 2009
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finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
NO YOU HAVEN’T”
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
by The educational educator May 19, 2024
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Finch

"hes baby" "who?" "finch"
by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019
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