field goal

When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights

Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"

or

"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"

by Random_989 December 2, 2007

Field Pudding

noun: Watermelon

"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"

Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!

by Big Man of Men February 26, 2009

Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

by psychosquid February 6, 2012

field moment

When two friends or lovers who have not seen each other for a while enthusiastically move to greet one another, reminiscent of the many parodies and movies where this usually happens in a field of flowers.

Person 1: "When she got off the bus and they noticed each other, they both ran to hug and make out"

Person 2: "What a total field moment!"

by cyberphunkisms April 12, 2010

Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015

Field trip

A strange occurrence happening in every episode of the magic schoolbus.

Please let this be a normal field trip!
With The Frizz? NO WAY!

by CADPATRICK June 2, 2018

Field Trip

A journey across the lands in a large, typically yellow, vehicle that smells like someone took a shit, ate said shit, then regurgitated it. Usually sing-alongs are involved, that are then shut down by that one bitchy girl in the front who’s trying to read.

Boy 1: Yo we are going on a field trip
Boy 2: fuck yeah

Everybody on the bus: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Bitchy girl in front: Shut up, I’m trying to read here.

by Muffintime420_03 November 3, 2019