fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo Day

held on the 20th of october every year. it is finding nemo day, everyone should either watch the film, sing a song about finding nemo, swim a little, go touch a butt/boat, or talk to a whale.

happy finding nemo day!

by whosaidthatonethere October 20, 2009

find your mojo

to be able to find something you like doing, and to do it with passion, zeal, energy and enthusiasm

To find your mojo in a job you dislike is to try to grind coffee beans with your bare teeth. It's almost nearly impossible.

by Arunabh Das Sharma June 17, 2008

find me a girlfriend

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.

Kate, find me a girlfriend.

by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017

Find your silence

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.

by jm2011 May 1, 2015

Find the m&m

It is an Australian term for the clitorous (bloody Aussies!!!). It is called this because - as you should know - the most pleasurable spot on the woman is the clitorous and it's approxiamtely the size of an m&m.

I "found the m&m" on your mum and licked it good, DAMN it tasted good!!!

by Adam Stevens November 4, 2004