the fax

Short form for "Halifax", capital of the province of Nova Scotia, Canada. Superior to all other short forms, including "Hali" and "H-Dizzle"*.

*These short forms may or may not actually exist

Dude, I am totally getting a cheap lobster dinner tonight. Where else but the fax!

by NoReMoRsE3000 May 23, 2009

ass fax

When someone's jeans or pants tag is sticking straight up out of their ass.

Dan was looking good today except for that "ass fax."

Seriously, I don't need to know what he's a size 30 and shops at Banana Republic.

by AisTorn July 10, 2011

ass fax

What people used to do before they had ass email and ass book.

Dude: Wo bro, what are you doing near the photocopier?
Bro: Just trying ass fax my ex-girlfriend dude.
Dude: Bro, just give her an ass book instead, it's 2016.
Bro: But it just ain't retro dude.

by jderksen1 September 16, 2016

to send a fax

to defecate

You can´t believe that!...we are in 9 at home. Sometimes it´s impossible to send a fax without people disturbing you!

by Mauricio Mariano December 16, 2008

Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

by Mabrus March 31, 2011

China Fax

Something that is completely and utterly incomprehensible and can only be understood by a China Fax Decryptor. China Fax is also used to respond to the aforementioned incomprehensible statement.

Person 1: Im gong tu fuk yur mam
Person 2: China Fax

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

Ball fax

Hoop shoes

Put ya ball fax on we linking the courts

by Gt3WithAnMp5 October 3, 2021