little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

Faulty Wiring

a kick-ass band from hershey, made up of the members; metzy, kirky, and max

yeahhh man

i went to go see the Faulty Wiring concert the other day.

by Max and Jens, Gay Lovers March 24, 2005

claude faustus

Probably the worst character in kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). He'll never be as good as Bassy. He denied Alois's affections and killed him. He is a terrible, emotionless, heartless character who doesn't really have any character.

You: I ship Claude Faustus and Alois Trancy SO HARD!
Me: What the actual shit is wrong with you.

by CountingCurses November 24, 2015

fauxtential

Something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt.

That movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.

by Solomath August 19, 2007

Fauxtatoes

Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.

"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"

by Troyston February 22, 2008

fauxtexter

(n) someone who acts big and bad on texting, but when you get in real life, their scared to say anything to your face.

(v) texting someone and pretending to be someone different than you are.

bob: i swear to God i'll punch you in your face you fat ass mother fucker.
*next day*
bob: haha, man you know i was just kidding with you :s
tim: god, your such a fauxtexter.

by hottxgossip8 December 20, 2008

fauxtivation

Pronounced FOE-ti-va-tion.

Faking motivation to get through a mundane and otherwise lame workday or task.

It's taking all the fauxtivation I can muster to finish these TPS reports.

by velvet_101 July 23, 2010