Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Bank Farter

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.

Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.

by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011

condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.

Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.

by TomereshefF May 4, 2006

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007