to fart or not to fart

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous

I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home

by gasshole October 26, 2011

fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

by Bloomfield13 October 3, 2008

Fart-on

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

by KDS117 December 31, 2017

*farts*

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.

You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"

by superawesomedragon April 14, 2009

fart fart

when someone wont stop farting

hey quit with the fart fart

by gracey-sandpiper May 21, 2006

fart on

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

by fudgewad September 25, 2011

farting

1) Air coming out of your butthole sometimes accompanied with feces when you have the flu.
2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter.
3) A good reason to make fun of someone.
4) A good reason to be friends with someone.
5) The possibilities are endless!

Gosh where to start?
Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer.
Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"

by Krusty Fordola July 28, 2003