fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

by vapeescape January 30, 2017

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016

Fanperson

A politically correct version of "Fanboy"
Can also be used in plural as "Fanpeople"

Mandie: Jamie is at his house playing on his new PS3.
Kat: Yeah, he's a real fanperson.
Mandie: Lulz, what did you just say?

by Sophlulz November 14, 2007

Fapphone

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

by Phapper July 27, 2009

Fapless

Devoid of fap or optionally porn images/videos. A single internet guy's worst nightmare.

1st guy: you.. filled your hard drive??
1st guy: holy shit <2nd guy>, empty the secret porn folder!
2nd guy: no can do
3rd guy: He will be fapless :D

by Squarefapping June 16, 2010

Fapplication

The act of considering who one is going to fap to.

Oh, doing a little fapplication research. Put them back under the mattress before my mom notices.

by totallynotabigdaddy October 29, 2010