Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

Fantasy Football Cuckold by Brizarian April 19, 2018

fantasy fuck team 

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

fantasy fuck team by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

fantasy football commissioner 

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

fantasy football commissioner by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

fantasy hoe 

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.

“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”

fantasy hoe by PAPA$PICE April 22, 2018

Fantasy Player 

Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players

"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"

Fantasy Player by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018

fantasy football 

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.

Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.

fantasy football by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018

Fantasy Football 

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.

Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.

Fantasy Football by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018